What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Yes sir it is.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What happens if a parent refuses to let their child be transgender? What happens if the parent tries their hardest not to allow their child to be trans, like flushing every bottle of their trans child's HRT down the toilet?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

After a few moments he returns.

Why are you a Muslim? Why is it Islam for you and not something else?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

{RING} {RING}

What is the meaning of xx in texting?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

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Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Sure no problem officer.

What are some healthy ways to start losing weight without risking starvation mode or extreme food restriction?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

HELLO

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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